12-16-2007, 01:06 AM
In Florida, an atheist finally became fed up, with all the Christian holidays. He hired an attorney, who quickly got help from the ACLU, to petition the courts to do away with Christmas, Easter and the like.
On his day in court, while attempting to persuade the judge, the man ranted that Christians have the calendar filled with worthless holidays but nary a holiday is set asside for atheism.
The, wise, jurist finally dismissed the claim, saying, "You, sir, do have a holiday. Atheism is celebrated on April 1st, every year."
(Needless to say, the entire courtroom erupted in applause).
On his day in court, while attempting to persuade the judge, the man ranted that Christians have the calendar filled with worthless holidays but nary a holiday is set asside for atheism.
The, wise, jurist finally dismissed the claim, saying, "You, sir, do have a holiday. Atheism is celebrated on April 1st, every year."
(Needless to say, the entire courtroom erupted in applause).